March 2012
ilikemenandboystheylikemeandtoys replied to your post: I gained 10 followers today. I feel so Tumblr…
ahahha, that was exactly me yesterday! I was like…YAY.
Haha. Well most of the ones who followed me seem to strongly support our military. So I’m just gonna guess that it has to do with my Army enlistment. :)
I gained 10 followers today. I feel so Tumblr famous.
Not really. I’m not famous.
But still! 10 followers?! That’s a lot for me!
To my new followers, don’t be shy. Make conversation. :)
To my old followers, I make conversation often with a lot of you. So continue conversation! :)
I just want a girl that I can spoil.
An Oregon City couple celebrated their 60th anniversary today.
Or rather, their 15th anniversary.
But still. 60 years together.
I want that.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
To all the hippies doing this stupid Occupy Portland shit again:
Get a fucking job.
Complaining you can’t get a job?
Then quit smoking your 40 pounds of pot a day and join the damn military.
Quit all of this entitled bullshit.
That is all.
LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
omfg
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"3381 is the best MOS for female Marines hands...
likecloudsonthehorizon:
evil-begets-evil:
OMFG THAT IS TERRIBLY FUNNY!
Aren’t you clever.
I’m actually laughing quite hard at this, because some of the Marines down at MEPS made this joke. hahahaha
stronglikeahurricane asked: Lolol, I saw your comment on the boyfriend application thing. My father does something similar to this. Its more of a, leave your SSN#, a form of identification, and your plate numbers if you plan on bringing my daughter out. He does the background checks himself. -_____-
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g0ddessaphrodite:
I’m in much need of a massage. Help.
Watchstraightupfaggot:
far2lovely:
unicornsweatshirt:
joshishollywood:
Are you a fucking idiot, or just a fucking IDIOT?
omg
“This is what society has come to.”
Yes, sadly THIS is what it’s come to.
kidswillhavefunandoffend:
scarsunveiled:
im fucking exhausted.
*I’m fucking exhausted.
Who’s exhausted?
And why are you fucking them?
Some of you on here are totally cool.
And because of that, I’m gonna open up the chance to add me on Facebook.
This is an honor that you should be proud to accept.
Not really. I’m nothing special.
But really, add me.
And then message me on here your real name so I know who’s who sending me requests. Also so I can determine whether you’re cool enough.
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“The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.”
– Socrates
February 2012
Watchsup-cunttt:
whatifkellinquinn:
dearestvulgar:
OMG, LIFE IS COMPLETE.
^
IM DYING
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What pisses me off about society.
"Devil" Music, that classifies you as a wierdo in the modern world.
Pierce The Veil: Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then.
A Day To Remember: When your gone, it's like a whole part of me's missing. So I'll keep living the lie and just hope that your listening
Bring Me The Horizion: We all carry these things inside that no one else can see,they hold us down like anchors,they drown us out at sea
Attack Attack: If he's dumb enough to walk away be smart enough to let him go.
Asking Alexandria: It's hard to remember the good times when there's just so much heartache, But they deserve more than that.
Music that is accepted. and you are cool for listening to.
Nicki Manaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
Lil Wayne: Get my kush in California, Get my dro from Arizona
Wiz Khalifa: They say life's a gamble, hit my joint and roll the dice. When you living this high, you can't be afraid of heights.
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Epic idea.
Whenever I get married.
I’m gonna get married on February 29th.
And hope that my wife doesn’t notice that I’ll only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
Long day. Time for sleep. Gotta be up really early to get my grandfather off to Moscow! Night Tumblr.
I got 2 books up here in Seattle. One details the Dead Sea Scrolls and their closest translation to English. Really thick, should be an interesting read.
The other book teaches how to speak Arabic; a vital skill I think to have in the Army in the case I get sent over to the Middle East.
Those 2 should keep me occupied over the next month or 2.
Just had the spiciest chicken ever. I’ve seriously never cried before from eating something spicy, until now! Haha. And now we’re probably gonna go get Texas-style donuts; big-around as my head!
