Scanned the cafeteria, for some good seating.
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders, eating.
The quarterback asked me if I’d like a beating.
I said that’s one thing I won’t be needing.
And since I’m rather smart and cunning.
I took off down the next hall running.
Only to get stopped by a girl, so stunning.
Only to get stopped by a girl, so stunning.
She said “Your smooth, and good with talkin’.
You’re going with me to the Sadie Hawkins.”