The Name Is Curly

My nickname is Curly.
Born and raised in Oregon.
18. Straight dude. Single.
Joined the United States Army as an 89D, otherwise known as EOD(Explosive Ordinance Disposal). I'll be leaving for my almost year-long training in June. So get to know me before then. :)

Scanned the cafeteria, for some good seating.
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders, eating.
The quarterback asked me if I’d like a beating.
I said that’s one thing I won’t be needing.
And since I’m rather smart and cunning.
I took off down the next hall running.
Only to get stopped by a girl, so stunning.
Only to get stopped by a girl, so stunning.
She said “Your smooth, and good with talkin’.
You’re going with me to the Sadie Hawkins.”